TATER PEOPLE Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Spec Taters". Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters". Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters". Some people are always looking t...

TATER PEOPLE Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Spec Taters". Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters". Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters". Some people are always looking t...

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he > > doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. > > > > "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take > > your seat so we can leave?" > > > > "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me > drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." > > > > "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose...

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he > > doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. > > > > "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take > > your seat so we can leave?" > > > > "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me > drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." > > > > "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know...

Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know...

Brain teaser. You can ask as many questions as you want, but they must require a yes or no answer. There is a cabin in the woods. Two people are inside the cabin that are dead. There are 100 people outside the cabin that are dead. What happened???????

Brain teaser. You can ask as many questions as you want, but they must require a yes or no answer. There is a cabin in the woods. Two people are inside the cabin that are dead. There are 100 people outside the cabin that are dead. What happened???????