Thought I'd let my doctor check me, 'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . . All those aches and pains annoyed me And I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorder But he wouldn't let it rest. What with Medicare and Blue Cross, We would do a couple tests. To the hospital he sent me Though I didn't feel that bad. He arranged for them to give me Every test t...

The Witty Truck Driver A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem........ A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Fi...

Brain teaser. You can ask as many questions as you want, but they must require a yes or no answer. There is a cabin in the woods. Two people are inside the cabin that are dead. There are 100 people outside the cabin that are dead. What happened???????

Brain teaser. You can ask as many questions as you want, but they must require a yes or no answer. There is a cabin in the woods. Two people are inside the cabin that are dead. There are 100 people outside the cabin that are dead. What happened???????

DONT BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!!!!! Don’t buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However...Pepsi left out two "little words" in the pledge: "Under God". Pepsi said they did not want to offend anyone. If this is true, then we shouldn’t want to offend anyone at the Pepsi Corporate Office. If we do not buy their Pepsi product, They will not be offended by receiving OUR money ...

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it . . All I have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas, but because it isn't celebrated by everyone, we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation,...

> >AFTER A FEW OF THE USUAL SUNDAY EVENING HYMNS, BEFORE HE GAVE HIS > >SERMON FOR THE EVENING, BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST MINISTER WHO WAS > >IN THE SERVICE > >THAT EVENING. IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE PASTOR TOLD THE CONGREGATION > >THAT THE GUEST MINISTER WAS ONE OF HIS DEAREST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND > >THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW MOMENTS TO GREET THE CHURCH AND > >SHARE WHATEVER HE > >FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE. WITH THAT, AN ELDERLY MAN > >STEPPED UP TO THE PULP...

Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know...

Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know...